haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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