Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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