For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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