I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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