White coat. Heels.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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