You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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