How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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