I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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