Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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