I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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