Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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