Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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