Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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