so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
What happened to fro yo and sex?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Randomize
