Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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