Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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