Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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