Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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