he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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