He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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