**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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