We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
