Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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