no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
