Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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