Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
