im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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