You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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