If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
