I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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