Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
im holly from the hills drunk
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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