I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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