i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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