i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I'm always down for nudity.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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