pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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