Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i dont even know how to be here
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
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