i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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