Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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