Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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