its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
well most of my day revolves around power hour
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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