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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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