it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
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