All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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