i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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