I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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