Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
its liver damage thursday
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