I love black thongs
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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