Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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