i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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