I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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